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Hi everyone,

How good are you at rhyming?

Join this game where you will be able to add on a sentence that either rhymes with the previous sentence or start your own rhyme.

So here is an example:

You write - There was a man, his name was Fred
Someone else adds - Fred got ill and went to bed.

The next person starts a new rhyme - The doctor came with a pill
Another person adds - Now our dear Fred is no more ill.

You do not have to keep the story going you just have to ensure that the last word rhymes.

So with our beginning sentence it could go like this: -

You write - There was a man, his name was Fred
Someone else adds - I have a drum, my drum is red

The next person starts a new rhyme - We have a cat, the cat is brown
Another person adds - Mother works in the middle of town.

You only need to copy the sentence that you are adding a rhyme to into your post, otherwise just start with your new rhyme that you'd like someone else to add on to.

Well have fun!!!

Here we go, we'll start with -

There was a man, his name was Fred

THIS IS GETTING LONG! WOW! QUITE A POEM! :laugh:

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.

Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!

Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls

Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows

Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run

The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap

Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.

Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...

Some friendly green aliens came to save him,

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.

Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!

Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls

Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows

Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run

The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap

Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.

Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...

Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.

At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth

with only one hand while making phone calls

Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows

Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run

The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap

Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.

Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...

Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.

At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

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There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home
And decorated his yard with flowers and a giant gnome

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home
And decorated his yard with flowers and a giant gnome

Then off to the circus his parents to see

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home
And decorated his yard with flowers and a giant gnome

Then off to the circus his parents to see
Where they greet him with hugs and kisses of glee

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home
And decorated his yard with flowers and a giant gnome

Then off to the circus his parents to see
Where they greet him with hugs and kisses of glee

He got hired as an acrobat

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home
And decorated his yard with flowers and a giant gnome

Then off to the circus his parents to see
Where they greet him with hugs and kisses of glee

He got hired as an acrobat
And loves to jump on the big blue mat

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home
And decorated his yard with flowers and a giant gnome

Then off to the circus his parents to see
Where they greet him with hugs and kisses of glee

He got hired as an acrobat
And loves to jump on the big blue mat
One day while jumping he sailed so high,

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home
And decorated his yard with flowers and a giant gnome

Then off to the circus his parents to see
Where they greet him with hugs and kisses of glee

He got hired as an acrobat
And loves to jump on the big blue mat

One day while jumping he sailed so high,
You could only see his outline against the blue sky.

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home
And decorated his yard with flowers and a giant gnome

Then off to the circus his parents to see
Where they greet him with hugs and kisses of glee

He got hired as an acrobat
And loves to jump on the big blue mat

One day while jumping he sailed so high,
You could only see his outline against the blue sky.

Maybe this time he'll get to the moon

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home
And decorated his yard with flowers and a giant gnome

Then off to the circus his parents to see
Where they greet him with hugs and kisses of glee

He got hired as an acrobat
And loves to jump on the big blue mat

One day while jumping he sailed so high,
You could only see his outline against the blue sky.

Maybe this time he'll get to the moon
or he might have to use a hot air balloon!

ok, I think we need to start a new rhyme, if you don't mind Tabs. This is starting to take almost a whole page per post. I'll start a new one:

Everyday I go outside

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot! I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...

By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!
I took him outside, I said, "Spot, do come, come!"
i hand him books that weight tons
He grabs them and away he runs.

My guests are behind me asking "why"
my pet fly up high in the sky
"Can I do that too if I eat the soup?"
"Yes!" I replied, "You can even fly through that hoop!"

So back they go in a great hurry trying to get at the stew
But......... something strange had happened to the brew
It had turned into a bubbling green mess
You can't imagine what that did to my stress!

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot! I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...

By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!
I took him outside, I said, "Spot, do come, come!"
i hand him books that weight tons
He grabs them and away he runs.

My guests are behind me asking "why"
my pet fly up high in the sky

"Can I do that too if I eat the soup?"
"Yes!" I replied, "You can even fly through that hoop!"

So back they go in a great hurry trying to get at the stew
But......... something strange had happened to the brew

It had turned into a bubbling green mess
You can't imagine what that did to my stress!

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it!" I cried as they came
No one was listening, "Oh what a shame!"

How could this be happening to, no way!

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot! I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...

By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!
I took him outside, I said, "Spot, do come, come!"
i hand him books that weight tons
He grabs them and away he runs.

My guests are behind me asking "why"
my pet fly up high in the sky

"Can I do that too if I eat the soup?"
"Yes!" I replied, "You can even fly through that hoop!"

So back they go in a great hurry trying to get at the stew
But......... something strange had happened to the brew

It had turned into a bubbling green mess
You can't imagine what that did to my stress!

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it!" I cried as they came
No one was listening, "Oh what a shame!"

How could this be happening to, no way!
Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong. What a horrible day!

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot! I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...

By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!
I took him outside, I said, "Spot, do come, come!"
i hand him books that weight tons
He grabs them and away he runs.

My guests are behind me asking "why"
my pet fly up high in the sky

"Can I do that too if I eat the soup?"
"Yes!" I replied, "You can even fly through that hoop!"

So back they go in a great hurry trying to get at the stew
But......... something strange had happened to the brew

It had turned into a bubbling green mess
You can't imagine what that did to my stress!

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it!" I cried as they came
No one was listening, "Oh what a shame!"

How could this be happening to, no way!
Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong. What a horrible day!

Not all was lost however, as a fairy godmother appeared,

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot! I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...

By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!
I took him outside, I said, "Spot, do come, come!"
i hand him books that weight tons
He grabs them and away he runs.

My guests are behind me asking "why"
my pet fly up high in the sky

"Can I do that too if I eat the soup?"
"Yes!" I replied, "You can even fly through that hoop!"

So back they go in a great hurry trying to get at the stew
But......... something strange had happened to the brew

It had turned into a bubbling green mess
You can't imagine what that did to my stress!

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it!" I cried as they came
No one was listening, "Oh what a shame!"

How could this be happening to, no way!
Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong. What a horrible day!

Not all was lost however, as a fairy godmother appeared,
she waved her magic wand and said something weird...

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot! I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...

By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!
I took him outside, I said, "Spot, do come, come!"
i hand him books that weight tons
He grabs them and away he runs.

My guests are behind me asking "why"
my pet fly up high in the sky

"Can I do that too if I eat the soup?"
"Yes!" I replied, "You can even fly through that hoop!"

So back they go in a great hurry trying to get at the stew
But......... something strange had happened to the brew

It had turned into a bubbling green mess
You can't imagine what that did to my stress!

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it!" I cried as they came
No one was listening, "Oh what a shame!"

How could this be happening to, no way!
Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong. What a horrible day!

Not all was lost however, as a fairy godmother appeared,
she waved her magic wand and said something weird...

"water and dirt make mud,
Abracabra!" then she heard a loud thud

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot! I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...

By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!
I took him outside, I said, "Spot, do come, come!"
i hand him books that weight tons
He grabs them and away he runs.

My guests are behind me asking "why"
my pet fly up high in the sky

"Can I do that too if I eat the soup?"
"Yes!" I replied, "You can even fly through that hoop!"

So back they go in a great hurry trying to get at the stew
But......... something strange had happened to the brew

It had turned into a bubbling green mess
You can't imagine what that did to my stress!

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it!" I cried as they came
No one was listening, "Oh what a shame!"

How could this be happening to, no way!
Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong. What a horrible day!

Not all was lost however, as a fairy godmother appeared,
she waved her magic wand and said something weird...

"water and dirt make mud,
Abracabra!" then she heard a loud thud

within no time she disappeared with a flame

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot! I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...

By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!
I took him outside, I said, "Spot, do come, come!"
i hand him books that weight tons
He grabs them and away he runs.

My guests are behind me asking "why"
my pet fly up high in the sky

"Can I do that too if I eat the soup?"
"Yes!" I replied, "You can even fly through that hoop!"

So back they go in a great hurry trying to get at the stew
But......... something strange had happened to the brew

It had turned into a bubbling green mess
You can't imagine what that did to my stress!

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it!" I cried as they came
No one was listening, "Oh what a shame!"

How could this be happening to, no way!
Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong. What a horrible day!

Not all was lost however, as a fairy godmother appeared,
she waved her magic wand and said something weird...

"water and dirt make mud,
Abracabra!" then she heard a loud thud

within no time she disappeared with a flame
Never to be seen or heard of again!

May I suggest that we start a new story with :

One day the cat and the rat......

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot! I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...

By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!
I took him outside, I said, "Spot, do come, come!"
i hand him books that weight tons
He grabs them and away he runs.

My guests are behind me asking "why"
my pet fly up high in the sky

"Can I do that too if I eat the soup?"
"Yes!" I replied, "You can even fly through that hoop!"

So back they go in a great hurry trying to get at the stew
But......... something strange had happened to the brew

It had turned into a bubbling green mess
You can't imagine what that did to my stress!

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it!" I cried as they came
No one was listening, "Oh what a shame!"

How could this be happening to, no way!
Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong. What a horrible day!

Not all was lost however, as a fairy godmother appeared,
she waved her magic wand and said something weird...

"water and dirt make mud,
Abracabra!" then she heard a loud thud

within no time she disappeared with a flame
Never to be seen or heard of again!

May I suggest that we start a new story with :

One day the cat and the rat
fought with a big red hen, dressed in a orange hat for a green pie. Neither of them won because the pie flew in the air an got stuck in the tree.

One day the cat and the rat
fought with a big red hen, dressed in a orange hat for a green pie. Neither of them won because the pie flew in the air an got stuck in the tree.

They decided to find a ladder
but while they were looking the pie came down in a huge splatter
The cat, rat and red hen got covered in goo
So they scraped and scratched, but just nothing would do!

Glaring at each other and making lots of sounds,
They all started calling for the great big hound.
Along he came, big and brave, with floppy ears and a great big chain.
But, his big eyes were watering 'cause his back was in piain.

He had been sleeping when the call went out, and had taken a huge leap and put his back out!
His needs were now of the Chiropractic sort, so the whole plan he had to abort!
A chiropracor for dogs? Where could one be found?
my chiropractor has adjusted dogs; he's right here in town!

My son Dr H can do the job, he'll be home soon to follow the plot
He's fluent in hen, cat and rat, he's really quite the polyglot!

Sally lived in a light house next to the sea
She saw something in the distance, what could it be?
Is it a bird, is it a plane, or is it a flying cow?
The clouds blew over, and she couldn't see it now!

When the image reappeared it had on a red hat and a long white beard!
Whether it's an alien, or some fat man flying, that's really weird!
He's riding on something with twinkling lights,
Is that Rudolph and Dancer he has in his sights?

Nah, it isn't it is cows!!! Red, White and brown...
And they're flying straight north to fly over town
Santa got laid off, so these cows got his job
Oh No! Oh No! We want our Santa back, sob, sob, sob....

Just then a great big ship loomed into sight!
For Sally, that was a pure delight,
It meant that her Uncle Tom had come to visit after all.
But oh no! Sally took a fall...

Into the deep blue sea she plunged from a height
Just missing the "raggy" with his great big bite!
She shouted to Uncle Tom, "Save me, Uncle, save me!!"
"But I haven't come to save you, don't you see....

Since Santa's not here the presents to bring
Uncle Tom, is here, and will be around to sing...
With a deep strong bass and with a twinkle in his eye,

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Parents' Lounge => Forum Games => Topic started by: TABS on November 26, 2008, 06:34:39 AM