Funny baby quotes

[patreiche]

"Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it." ~  Marshall McLuhan

"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be."  ~  Anon


"There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age."   ~  ~ Dr. Benjamin Spock quote


"People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them."  ~  Leo J. Burke quote


"Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage."  ~  Marcelene Cox


"If your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma."  ~  Theresa Bloomingdale

"Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body."  ~ Elizabeth Stone

"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for." ~ Author Unknown

[waterdreamer]

Very True

[Questers]

Very nice...Thanks! 

[rixu]

ya funny      

[patreiche]

“A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.”
~ Author Unknown

“A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.”

[2010BEBES]

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"If your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma."  ~  Theresa Bloomingdale
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I run across this thread almost a year old but i like this quote epsecially because that is how I feel. Could it be because I AM the GRNADMA Too?     :   

[Mela Bala]

I love the diaper quote stating that speeled backward is repaid.
This a cute quote someone brought to my attention because I had a notebook full of ideas and thoughts about upbring my baby I wrote when I was pregnant.
John Wilmot-
"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories."

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