Once upon a time, Santa Clause wandered into my garden and dropped his cookies on blue carpet that my sacks of beads fell onto. I picked pickled parsnips from Papa's popular place, then danced deliriously for my baby panda and he got slept under the Christmas tree.

Whenever reindeer passes through the lovely supermarket OVERFLOWING with  laughter throw tomatoes at grandpa giggling away.

We all stopped when suddenly George shouted, "HO HO HO! Oh, goodness!" Apparently the facetious elves played jolly upon finishing one cookie!

Hurray! Rudolph pranced joyfully while Santa drank eggnog and sang a song loudly while wrapping presents quickly. Everything suddenly vanished into clouds that disappeared rapidly into dust. It wasn't very unusual really, but fortunately Santa Clause had packed sacks of whitening snow but never dare use it again because it melts quickly even in extremely

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot!  I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...

By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!
I took him outside, I said, "Spot, do come, come!"
i hand him books that weight tons
He grabs them and away he runs.

My guests are behind me asking "why"
my pet fly up high in the sky

"Can I do that too if I eat the soup?"
"Yes!" I replied, "You can even fly through that hoop!"

So back they go in a great hurry trying to get at the stew
But......... something strange had happened to the brew

It had turned into a bubbling green mess
You can't imagine what that did to my stress!

"Don't eat it!  Don't eat it!" I cried as they came
No one was listening, "Oh what a shame!"

How could this be happening to, no way!
Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong. What a horrible day!

Not all was lost however, as a fairy godmother appeared,

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot!  I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...

By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!
I took him outside, I said, "Spot, do come, come!"
i hand him books that weight tons
He grabs them and away he runs.

My guests are behind me asking "why"
my pet fly up high in the sky
"Can I do that too if I eat the soup?"
"Yes!" I replied, "You can even fly through that hoop!"

So back they go in a great hurry trying to get at the stew
But......... something strange had happened to the brew

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride
And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why
The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........
Oh, shoot!  I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.
I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.
so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew
They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock
He yips and yaps, trying to cool his tongue
He howls and yulps, as if he's been stung...
By a bumble bee flapping his wings and shaking his bum!

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride

And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why

The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........

Oh, shoot!  I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.

I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.

so i sit the chair beside
and chop more onions, nursing my pride

I then decide to make some stew
with some chilli, lemons, and sour honeydew

They simmer on low in a great big pot
It cooks for an hour, and then is served piping hot.

some eyes go out with a shock
When Spot jumps up to eat the very hot stock

Once upon a time, Santa Clause wandered into my garden and dropped his cookies on blue carpet that my sacks of beads fell onto. I picked pickled parsnips from Papa's popular place, then danced deliriously for my baby panda and he got slept under the Christmas tree.

Whenever reindeer passes through the lovely supermarket OVERFLOWING with  laughter throw tomatoes at grandpa giggling away.

We all stopped when suddenly George shouted, "HO HO HO! Oh, goodness!" Apparently the facetious elves played jolly upon finishing one cookie!

Hurray! Rudolph pranced joyfully while Santa drank eggnog and sang a song loudly while wrapping presents quickly. Everything suddenly vanished into clouds that disappeared rapidly into dust. It wasn't very unusual really, but fortunately

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride

And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why

The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........

Oh, shoot!  I left the oven on!
Now I wish I hadn't gone!

I race back home as fast as I can
and find a black turkey on fire in the pan.

I turn around to start again
Only to realize the clouds just turned grey and it is starting to rain

This time I choose to stay inside
In case I forget again, I would rather scribe.

Once upon a time, Santa Clause wandered into my garden and dropped his cookies on blue carpet that my sacks of beads fell onto. I picked pickled parsnips from Papa's popular place, then danced deliriously for my baby panda and he got slept under the Christmas tree.

Whenever reindeer passes through the lovely supermarket OVERFLOWING with  laughter throw tomatoes at grandpa giggling away.

We all stopped when suddenly George shouted, "HO HO HO! Oh, goodness!" Apparently the facetious elves played jolly upon finishing one cookie!

Hurray! Rudolph pranced joyfully while Santa drank eggnog and sang a song loudly while wrapping presents quickly. Everything suddenly vanished into clouds that disappeared

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride

And stop to look, should something catch my eye,
I don't want to let the wonder pass me by!

i cant walk good, i badly feel shy
People might look and wonder why

The cars zoom by, the cool wind blows
I walk regardless of rain or snows

And when it snows upon my head
My hair gets wet and I forget........

Everyday I go outside
And stride along the path with pride

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s  wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home
And decorated his yard with flowers and a giant gnome

Then off to the circus his parents to see
Where they greet him with hugs and kisses of glee

He got hired as an acrobat
And loves to jump on the big blue mat
One day while jumping he sailed so high,

Once upon a time, Santa Clause wandered into my garden and dropped his cookies on blue carpet that my sacks of beads fell onto. I picked pickled parsnips from Papa's popular place, then danced deliriously for my baby panda and he got slept under the Christmas tree.

Whenever reindeer passes through the lovely supermarket OVERFLOWING with  laughter throw tomatoes at grandpa giggling away.

We all stopped when suddenly George shouted,

"HO HO HO! Oh, goodness!" Apparently the facetious elves played jolly

upon finishing one cookie!

Hurray!

Rudolph pranced

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.
Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!
Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls
Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s  wife is the best in the women rows
Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run
The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap
Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.
Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...
Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.
At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,
So he sang with all his might, atop a playground swing.

The aliens took him back to Earth
The planet of his childhood and his birth.
Apparently they didn't like his song
maybe they are very wrong

For he could sing a song so sweet
with 7-part harmony and a syncopated beat

Now that he's back, he decided to stay for good
he went jungle, he need some wood

With it, he built his permanent home
And decorated his yard with flowers and a giant gnome

Then off to the circus his parents to see
Where they greet him with hugs and kisses of glee

Once upon a time, Santa Clause wandered into my garden and dropped his cookies on blue carpet that my sacks of beads fell onto. I picked pickled parsnips from Papa's popular place, then danced deliriously for my baby panda and he got slept under the Christmas tree.

Whenever reindeer passes through the lovely supermarket OVERFLOWING with  laughter throw tomatoes at grandpa giggling away.

We all stopped when suddenly George shouted,

"HO HO HO! Oh, goodness!" Apparently the facetious elves played jolly

upon finishing one cookie!

There was a man called Fred
'Rise and Shine' said he, and got off the bed.

Fred never complains, he is always happy
He smiled and would make his hands clap, clap, clappy

He lives all alone and yet,
There isn't a person he hasn't met!

Every morning, he goes to town,
Where he performs in the circus as a Dare-Devil clown

He can juggle 25 balls
with only one hand while making phone calls

Fred's best at trapeze, where he flies in the air
As his wife Frieda uses her toes to catch him by his hair

Why Frieda and Fred live apart, no one knows
But the truth is fred’s  wife is the best in the women rows

Fred's favourite pastime is to fish by the lake
He'd hook herrings, halibuts, hoki and hake!

Fred likes eating bun , he enjoys the fun
And when he's done, he'll head into the forest for a run

The only thing he won't tell you, or even ask you to do,
Is to say his ten times table, or if he could count to twenty two.

Alas one fine day, a realization hit him
His moustache had grown so long that he badly needs a trim
and so off to the barber he did go,
to trim the moustache and his right big toe.

Just then his long lost son Freddie turned up
with 2 bags of laundry and a little brown pup
He jumped in the air and shouted with glee
"I'm home Mom and Dad! Make my bed up for me!"

Up stairs he goes to take a nap
and when he awakes he puts on his cap

Like his dad, he never complains
When it's too dark outside, and it heavily rains

He just wants to spend his time
Watching tele and making up rhymes.

Now Freddie has also a story to tell,
of his space adventure that didn't turn out too well

He visited the planets, oh no, that's not swell!
And how he missed the moon and fell...

Some friendly green aliens came to save him,
They threw him into the pool and he proceeded to swim.

He swam a million miles never bothering to stop
In the middle of that pool, he found a floating top.

At this time it seemd appropriate to sing,